paulwelsey:

if i win a golden globe i would go up and be like ”i would like to thank myself for being such a great actor, bye”

googlevideos:

what to do if you’re thinking of making a negative comment on someone’s appearance:

  • don’t

congratulations you are now fully prepared to be less of a shithead

  • Me after I'm done ignoring someone: hey, sorry, I just got your text